markshmallow
markshmallow
mark. nineteen. melbourne. heyo!

jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

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bombing:

i came out tonight to get attacked and honestly i am having such a fun time right now

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  • Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort
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ostracizedpoodle:

Short people are closer to the ground and closer to satan

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