markshmallow
markshmallow
mark. nineteen. melbourne. heyo!
  • Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort
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ostracizedpoodle:

Short people are closer to the ground and closer to satan

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donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

(via fr33kinmatt)

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